Worship My Shoes POV

You are crawling on the floor in front of me and have to witness my favourite pair of high high-heeled slippers. These footwear are very used and worn out because I wear them very often. I will drive you crazy playing around with my boots. While I sit on my convenient sofa watching tv you little ugly worm will lay on the hard floor and smooch the dirty soles of my shoes. Loser!