Maybe you hoped that because your pretty gf was from Eastern Europe she wouldnt find your lil' little shrimp-dick as amusing as Western women do. Too bad loser - she does. And hearing her insults in her oh-so sexy Baltic accent makes them all the more abasing for you. Not only does she find your puny little dick so funny - shes actually puzzled by just how puny it is. Shes nosey to know how you could even think that your pathetic joke of a jizz-shotgun could even do anything to woman. Does it even function like a real boy's dick does? Shes going to dish you out some stomach-churning indignity for having such a lil' salami. Shes going to invite her friends around to see just how ridiculous your little cocklette indeed is. Orderd to wank in front of the emasculating bitches is the most you can ever hope for from now on loser - shes going to condemn you to a life without hookup for being so petite.
