Sex Therapist Sph

Hello, I am Ms. Smith, and I am your hook-up therapist today. Would you like to talk me through what your concerns are? Youre worried you have a puny penis? Not to worry. Youre in good mitts. So, youre worried about the size of your penis. Its understandable. Lots of fellows are. Its nothing to be ashamed of. Porn gives people a very warped sense of what the size of a penis should be. Ill bet you see too much porn, dont you? Is that why you think its too puny? No? Okay. Its most likely not as puny as you think it is. Now, my therapy may seem a little unorthodox, but it indeed helps if you work with me. What Im about to do is to ask you to showcase me your penis. Dont worry. Im a professional. Im not going to laugh. So, when youre ready, unzip your pants and take down your underwear. Ready? Oh. My. Goodness! I realize I said I wouldnt laugh, I cant help it! You have got such a little penis! You should undoubtedly be ashamed about that little little thing. I mean, that thing is so puny it doesnt even deserve to be called a penis! Im just going to make some notes in your case willie. Needed my and magnifying glass. what exactly shall we do with you? I mean, only a loser would have such a lil', little willie. How does it make you feel when women laugh at it? Does it even work? I see in the referral that you have a fetish for women with big bottoms. So, Im going to taunt you with mine. At least this way well see if it indeed works. Go on. Wank it! Finger and thumb -- thats all you require. Or, actually, you dont indeed need all that! You can just prod it it with your finger. Yes, thats it -- prod it! Goodness! Is it any fatter? I dont think it is! How embarrassing for you! Are you done? Is that all? let me take a look at my notes. I think itll be lighter for you if youll come to terms that this is going to be your life from now on. Itll be lighter if you just accept that embarrassment, abasement and awkward muffles are the way forward for you. I dont think I can help you. Nothing, and nobody, can fix that.