Sex Addicts Anonymous

So you?ve ultimately determined to get treatment for your lovemaking addiction. You obviously weren?t too serious about getting help if you choose me as your therapist. How could you concentrate on recovery when your doctor looks like this? No matter. I?ve come up with an experimental treatment I?m going to attempt on you. It?s elementary indeed; you relinquish control over your own sausage by masturbating to me every day. It?s more expensive than most therapy, but don?t worry too much about that. You?re clearly very sick and need this.