Cleaning Candices platform boots becomes this poor shoe cleaners top priority in life! PROLOGUE: The economys been bad recently and no company will hire a retard during a recession! So in order to make completes meat he had to find a way to make a little money to pay the bills so he doesnt find himself homeless. So he places an add on craigslist as a shoe shiner for youthful students. In order to stand out from the competition he claims the cleaning is entirely done by TONGUE! Instantaneously he gets flooded with e-mails from students wanting their footwear cleaned! This is the story of a retard during hard economic times!
