I’ve Never Sweated So Much

I want you to know how much this workout made me sweat. Do you see it? I am soaking raw - everywhere! The socks in my sneakers are sodden and YOU are going to eat them. Take my big toe in your mouth and suck the sweat from my socks. Smell my foot smell and breathe it in deeply. This smell takes away your willpower and makes you downright dependent upon me. Open your mouth broad because now you will get my soaking moist socks slammed directly into your mouth. YUMMY! Afterwards you can smell my dirty raw feet. Slurp the dirt and be grateful for this precious gift!