I Want To See Spectacle Cringer

Well, look who is crawling under my desk. Such a mischievous, selfish little creature, which you are carrying inbetween your gams with you. Greedy driveling and passion for my feet... Make you ready to effect spectacle! The more the merrier, because you want surely, that I am well-meaning to you, or not, you little snoop? Or even more clearly: If you do nothing - as in a competition or in your case, as in real life - You are as often the loser and you reach: NOTHING!