Human Spittoon And Ashtray

Are you glad youre permitted to serve me once again?! Now youll receive my drool... with a little extra! But very first Ill put on this tube and funnel to your mouth - to make sure not a single drop of my slobber goes to waste :-D Just look at the tube - and how my slobber runs down the tube - straight into your mouth - you like that, dont you?! You know very well that this is the only way youre ever going to taste the drool of your mistress, dont you?! Well, Im going to smoke a cigarette - and Ill use the funnel - and therefore your mouth - as my ash-pot as well. How does it taste? My drool and the ash of my cigarette? In the end I take the tube out of your mouth - to put out the cigarette directly on your tongue - and to drool into your face a duo of times!