Clean My Muddy Hiking Boots With Your Tongue

You indeed thought Id get into the car with my muddy hiking boots?! Of course not! They need to be cleaned before - and thats what you are there for! Youll slurp all the filth from the boot feet - and trust me, with the deep tread, theres A LOT of mud and mess and who knows what else stuck in these boot feet. Youll get the peak of your tongue into each of the grooves and clean out the mess - and of course youll gulp all of the filth! And dont worry, if it gets too dry, I might add a little slobber! This is a non-exclusive custom-built clip for a fan. If you want me to do a custom-made clip for you contact me at com!